The Moral Win

You know, all you hackers and crackers, and breakers, whether you work for the government, a corporation, my parents, my wife or my kids. I will always win this one in my mind that you are crap of humanity when you take my personal information and reveal it to other people. You are all scum of the earth when you take what I intend to keep private to myself and present it to other people with or without my knowledge and consent. You can hack my bank account and all my brokerage accounts and all my social network accounts and maybe even my kids and other families online accounts. But you know you will always be wrong and evil and the worst humanity ever produced in my mind. I don’t care if all your people does it this way. Were it not wrong for me to do so, I would hate you with the fervor of religious zealots hating blasphemers, homosexuals and competing religions or believes. You should suffer the consequences of having categorically immoral behavior.

But hopefully you will choose to do otherwise in the future.

Being id’d

Just want to note down: first time that I have not been asked for an ID while buying alcohol… in almost 40 years… I don’t feel old, but I distinctly feel the difference in perception of me, now that I am old…

Hey, this is to help neighbor celebrate 70th, so, I don’t feel that bad yet, perhaps after the beer this will sink in more.

One time, at religion camp (non-pc, skip to avoid vulgarity)

I told a blind woman: hey you are stomping into a shit puddle and splashing me with turd juice!

She says back after some deliberation: who are you? Jesus Christ? You are just as blind as me,you shouldn’t judge me. Truly you probably put that puddle there to set a trap for me.

I say to her: wait!! What?? You are blind not anosmic! Why are we even having this conversation? Why would I do that to you!?!? Why am I even at this camp!? And now you are just shitting an pissing into the puddle standing upright, is this incontinence camp too?

She says: you are just jealous that I thought of it first…

Oh no, now you are douching yourself with it.. I cannot watch this any more…

(oh wait that’s actually kind of smart, because now I, a man, cannot, within my imagination, copy the idea you presently practice.(sorry, despite present absurdities, I still have a little residual sense of wonderment about the products of people conditions and processes))

And the day continues this way, and day after day..

Seriously this seriously happened, come and smell me. (Now a few years later, the oder should be palpable still)

Ps, as always, I whole vehemently deny and disavow any connection with or even similarity to real world people, things or events of past, present or future.