Cosmetic Surgery

For quite some time now, I’ve been considering getting myself cosmetic surgery. Today, while at work, some thing subtle finally pushed me over the edge and I spent a good lunch hour googling and day dreaming about what to get myself.

I made a list of big stars that I might want to look like. The girls at the office thought I was just being cute and making conversation, but I hadn’t the heart to tell them that I really feel that I need it.

So here’s the list… We started with

George Clooney,

Gerad Butler
Russel Crow (btw, does Gerad Butler look like a younger version of Russel Crow? And they both acted in a bunch of historic movies about gladiators?)
Owen Wilson
Jude Law
Ashton Kutcher (Maybe Ashton kutcher knows something you don’t?)
Nicolas Cage (wowa!0
Jon Hamm (total madness)
Leonardo DiCaprio
Will Smith
Mike Myers ( Do I make you feel horny?)
Alec Baldwin (-30 yrs)
Matt Damon (-5 yrs)
Kevin Spacey
Hugh Jackman (yeah!!)
Mel Gibson

Simon Cow
Marlin brando
pierce brosnan
Tim Allen
Daneil Radcliffe (Abracadebra)
Brandon Frasier
John Malchovich (am)
John Travolta
BD Wong (wait, does his name sound like beady? hehe, like beady eyes?)
Jack Nicholson (-60 yrs)
clint eastwood (-70 yrs)
keanu reeves
Hugh Laurie (wohoo!)
Anyways, still working on my list of potential ppl to look a like.
I think this will really change my life.

oh, heheee, also learned a new word today… “phalloplasty” heheee… ouch… didn’t know this was possible… not that I need it.

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