For quite some time now, I’ve been considering getting myself cosmetic surgery. Today, while at work, some thing subtle finally pushed me over the edge and I spent a good lunch hour googling and day dreaming about what to get myself.
I made a list of big stars that I might want to look like. The girls at the office thought I was just being cute and making conversation, but I hadn’t the heart to tell them that I really feel that I need it.
So here’s the list… We started with
Russel Crow (btw, does Gerad Butler look like a younger version of Russel Crow? And they both acted in a bunch of historic movies about gladiators?)
Ashton Kutcher (Maybe Ashton kutcher knows something you don’t?)
Nicolas Cage (wowa!0
Jon Hamm (total madness)
Mike Myers ( Do I make you feel horny?)
Alec Baldwin (-30 yrs)
Matt Damon (-5 yrs)
Hugh Jackman (yeah!!)
Daneil Radcliffe (Abracadebra)
John Malchovich (am)
BD Wong (wait, does his name sound like beady? hehe, like beady eyes?)
Jack Nicholson (-60 yrs)
clint eastwood (-70 yrs)
Hugh Laurie (wohoo!)
Anyways, still working on my list of potential ppl to look a like.
I think this will really change my life.
oh, heheee, also learned a new word today… “phalloplasty” heheee… ouch… didn’t know this was possible… not that I need it.