We recently “received” a recall notice from the North Pole. Apparently one of the toys that Santa gave to our child has a recall. After some research, we found that he had been outsourcing to a factory in China and that Santa himself personally decided to issue the recall after he discovered an issue with a few of the toys.

We must send it back to the North Pole ASAP! The child will surely be nonplussed, but most likely, given the amount of play it got in the past few weeks, this choice of gift will be missed for but a brief moment…

Anyways, wishing you guys the best post-holiday activities and keep that believe Santa Claus!

(Ps, when this came up, Amazon had this thing where everything you buy in Q4 can be returned by January 31st of next year. Thankfully we received this recall notice just before that day this year…)